A family trees story start now...

dear readers, today story will be about the day at pasa malam...

yanling--(police woman)

Ong cheng chuen--(fish balls seller)
Mrs regina ong--(fish ball seller wife)

kaiwei--(gamer seller)

agene--(1st brother)
weineng--(2nd brother)
cheechin--(3rd brother)
nelson--(4th brother)

Eugene quek--(father of 4)
Mrs shuying quek--(mother of 4)

jovan neo--(hotdog and sasuage seller)
Mrs berina neo--(hotdog and sasuage seller wife)

Once a time the family quek went to the nearby pasa malam to have a look...
soon they reached a stall tat play a game...

eugene--how much madam?
kaiwei--why should u noe?
eugene--my children play lar!
kaiwei--ask them go home lar..!!
eugene--wat kind of attitude is this?
kaiwei--wa kaozx is i should i u wat wrong wif u?
eugene--i got any problem?
kaiwei--ya lar!
eugene--? wat problem?
kaiwei--u dunno ah?
eugene--u did not tel mi how i noe?
kaiwei--u ask mi how much?
eugene--ya la then?
kaiwei--u ask mi how much u think i prositute ah?
eugene--o chey i ask u how much the game lar!!
kaiwei--o ask propley lar!
eugene--so madam how much is the game?
kaiwei--20bucks per round... sir
mrs shuying quek--u tink daylight robber ah?
kaiwei--o sry this lady now is at night..pasa malam onli open during at night la so u must say nightlight robber...
shuying--nightlight robber ah?
kaiwei--great dog..^^
shuying--=.=

shuying--dear better dun get scam
eugene--nvm lar kid wanna play let them play lar... i got money$$$
shuying--dun overspend
eugene--ya lar u veri nosey sia
shuying--then i stup up lor
eugene--tat right^^


agene--daddy the game veri nice leh i play over 10 times le
shuying--wat!!?!!
agene--daddy give mi the money de
shuying--u noe per game how much?not?
agene--2buck
shuying--how come so cheap?
agene--becoz the aunty say tat eugene daddy veri handsome so he gave us discount but not u
shuying--i am too big to play =.=

jovan--money come..
eugene--whu u talking to?
cheechin--u lar
eugene--how darn u talk to ur lim bei lky tat!!!
cheechin--why cant?
eugene--go hm u get it from mi
cheechin--bring it on man..^^


after playing the game ...quek children get hungry...

weineng--daddy i am hungry...
eugene-- u this fat pig eat eat eat
weineng--i fit ok?
eugene--look in the mirror...
weineng--i look le...
eugene--so wat the answer?
weineng--i am fit^^
nelson--daddy i also hungry...
weineng--daddy see he also hungry so u cant say mi fat u asshole
nelson--daddy we go eat hotdog can?
eugene--can...


soon they reach the stall tat sell hotdogs...

weineng--daddy order 20 sasuage plz..
eugene--uncle how much ah?
eugene--i mean the sasuage how much for one?
jovan neo--5 buck pre sticks..
shuying--siao so exp..
mrs neo--as u noe the price everything go up...
shuying--i noe u ned to go up so high meh?
mrs neo--ya lar this is how to do buiness ma,,,
shuying--u go die lar.. up so high confirm no ppl wanna buy..

eugene pass the 20bucks to the owner..

mrs neo--see i told u got ppl wanna buy de..
shuying--dear why u buy?
eugene--they wan ma..
shuying--when u become so kind?
eugene--yesterday
shuying--=.=

weineng--daddy i thought order 20 why each person one onli?
eugene--u are fat stop eating...
weineng--let mi tel u one last itme i am fit not fat!!!! understood?!@!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@!!!!!!!!
eugene--y...e....s..
weineng--great dog daddy
eugene--=.=

soon they walk and walk suddenly they heard a sound...

chenchuen--lelong lelong selling 2buck pre stick.......lelong lelong selling 2buck pre stick......
cheechin--daddy i wn leh
agene-- i also wan
weineng--i also wan
nelson--i also wan
eugene--okok all take....

all together the 4 children took 50 sticks
this is wat happen when eugene daddy paying money

eugene--fishball aunty how much the fish ball?
Mrs regina ong---erm...300 bucks plz,..
eugene--i thought 2 bucks pre stick so total is 100bucks ma aunty..
shuying--aunty u got mentally problem or u fail math de?
mrs ong--u all wrong,,,.i see u all not happy..
eugene--kbkp knn children all chiong lar,!!!
agene--brothers stop eating chiong ah.!!!!!!

the fight started the fishball fly from the corner of the pasa malam to the end of the pasa malam....when eugene going to take the chopper....

beep bo beep bo..
eugene--all get out ma ta(police) come already!!!
agene--brother all chiong go bak hm...
yanling--stop wher u are u are not going anywher..
eugene--siao la my future gone sia
shuying--same lar mine also,,,
eugene--police give face lar...
yanling--u think i veri relax de ah?
eugene--ya lor...u today wher the police suit veri sexy siol....espicially figure
yanling--u take mi as positite ah?
eugene--no la juz praising u sia....
yanling--no take back ur words...
yanling--police take them all back to jail...let them suffer inside...
eugene--sorry lar....
yanling--no more words bring them in....
police--yes madam..
eugene-- no choice la... go then go lar got free food.. free room.. free wall..free shirts...everything free... should be happy...
shuying--already happy =.=
4 brothers--nvm lar let us taste the feeling of jail^^



this story ends here...^^ hope u have a nice day at jail thankyou^^

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